If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 


why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals


me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money


the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean)


I hate going to school because i always see people from school there



I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420)

"You should be with somebody who makes you forget what it felt like to be sad."

"Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality."

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